slab-o-meat:

trashboat:

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one

fizzy-dog:

killjoysmakesomefuckingnoise:

i could have been stanning mcr in 2007 when they were at their PEAK but nooo i was wasting time learning how to READ

there are literally no words to describe how old this post makes me feel

lmaonade:

no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

im losing it

imagine going to a white house dinner and its catered by mcdonalds because thats literally what happened

“I think we’re going to serve McDonald’s, Wendy’s, and Burger Kings with some pizza,” Trump told reporters outside the White House. “I really mean it. It’ll be interesting.”

“So I had a choice,” Trump said to the team during dinner. “Do we have no food for you? Because we have a shutdown. Or do we give you some little, quick salads that the first lady will make?”

im losing it

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reblog to delete all incest shipping

apple-a-la-mode:

remanedur:

yo okay wait how come nobody made this post. why is op nonexistent 

god made this post

sovietnam:

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meganphntmgrl:

roachpatrol:

can you imagine if manga series were as hard to follow as american superhero comics? like if they got rebooted and reinterpreted as often. some girl would be like ‘oh yeah i loved the run where naruto was a sweet teenage boy’ and some smug neckbeard would be like ‘no the series where he was a mysogynistic 30-something year old hitman with a coke addiction was the only true series’ and then everyone would be arguing over whether the crossover universe with bleach counted, and if so, which one. 

conversely: imagine if american superhero comics were as exhaustively continuous as manga series. you’re on volume five and keep waiting for that moment you keep hearing about where the joker puts commissioner gordon on a literal trauma rollercoaster and then someone’s like “oh yeah that doesn’t happen until volume 53” and you’re like “how many volumes are there” and they’re like “130 so far, but the writer thinks he can get it wrapped up by volume 203 or 2044, whichever comes first”, and then on the internet someone recommends you the three-volume AU series where they’re all catchphrase-spouting high schoolers and you decide to just cheat by watching the anime but the anime overtook the manga plotline ages ago and batman’s just married a female green lantern who doesn’t even exist in the manga

I need to get professional mental help

servcrow:

Hello everybody I hate to come back with this but this is a very serious matter. To sum things up, for nearly a week now I’ve had a lot of struggle with my depression, anxiety, & bpd. Everyday for the past few days as of writing this post (January 15, 2019) I’ve had constant crying spells, breakdowns, panic attacks,& the occasional thoughts of self-harm & suicide after a couple of majorly stressful events (NOTE: I AM SAFE & HAVE NOT CARRIED OUT OR HAVE PLANNED TO CARRY OUT THESE IDEATIONS!) It has become a challenge to get myself to function in school & everyday life properly ever since this began.

I hope to return to a partial hospitalization program at a psychiatric hospital but at the moment I am still stuck with the bill of my last inpatient + partial hospitalization back from October of 2018. While my insurance did cover a good portion of it, they left us behind with $1,200 to pay off. Because of that, I’ve just decided to start a GoFundMe page to hopefully raise some money. While personally, I don’t think I’m going to get all that money cause duh that’s a huge amount, anything at all can really help us so I can finally get professional help without worrying about our bills stacking up on each other. Anything, even a dollar or a reblog is a valued contribution.


https://www.gofundme.com/help-me-get-professional-mental-help

Anonymous asked: If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

neilcicierega:

what if the world was made of pudding

fluoresensitive:

We didn’t get our food stamps ( lel, thanks Trump! ) so um, can i please get some money so I we can have food this month?

cash.me/$marsinaries

paypal.me/marsinaries

lokigays:
“I literally can’t stop thinking about this
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lokigays:

I literally can’t stop thinking about this

listening to music abt dysphoria is like ?? relieving 

indiepunks:

Bro, We Are Punk s . Its Ok To Listen To Metal Around Me . Im Your Best Friend . I Love You … Bro, We Are Committing Arson Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro …

aterribleidea:

thehobbutts:

thehobbutts:

audreyjensensgirl:

thehobbutts:

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

there’s also yellow apples

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

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i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno

this post is so beautiful i love it

thingsfromthedirt:

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